I don’t know about y’all, but that was a TOTAL let down for
me as the Halloween episode. No deaths and nothing the viewers didn’t already
know.
If you honestly
didn’t know … SPOILER… Ali is alive;
you’re an idiot, but at least the liars FINALLY KNOW.
There are definitely a couple things to point out, it was
nice of all the liars to dress like lesbians for the Graveyard Party, as to not
out Emily to the Ravensdick community. Spencer was wearing the same outfit as
the flyer, could mean something, and could mean nothing. I’m so glad they
stayed smart this episode and went into every crevice of the haunted house
alone... It literally kills me how they HATE lights and HATE to stay together.
Speaking of lesbians, Emily is the biggest pussy this
episode. Is it politically correct to call a lesbian a pussy??? Her screams and
facial expressions were so painful I can’t believe she’s allowed on TV. Yes, Emily I’m looking at YOU to change the
tire. Come on now Aria, Spencer and Han, we all know Em is the lipstick
lesbian, who sometimes dresses as a member of the army. Now if Paige aka Bruce
Willis aka Butch Cassidy had been there, tire would’ve been changed in 30
seconds, leaving them in their own car away from A I mean EZRA, for those of
you still holding out hope that your crush isn’t “Board Shirts” the murderous
felon. Where were you Paige? Are you part of the A team? Was their tire just
flat or slashed? Absolutely NO SPECIFICS.
I wonder how many times Mrs. Grunwald, the old sorority pal
of Ali’s with some sort of blue cataracts got paid for saying “you shouldn’t be
here” 3 + times?
Spencer once again is a badass, trying to take down Ezra
with hedge clippers in the greenroom, which looks like it gets TONS OF SUN
(maybe we were seeing it through the eyes of Mrs. Grunwald…) For those of you
that STILL don’t think Ezra is A, here are the clues from this episode: the
song playing on the phone in the phone booth that calls Hanna back, was a song
about World War One, Ezra was dressed up as a World War One Soldier wearing a
gas mask (the gas mask from his lair in the summer finale). The girls stopped
by the piano and briefly looked at the piece that was up “I Didn’t Raise My Boy
to Be a Solider”… no Ezra’s creepy mom, you sure didn’t, he is just a murder.
In the final scene, after the girls see Alison alive and
afraid for her life, her parting words to Hanna are “Remember what I told you
in the hospital.”
Season 1
after Hanna has been run over, Alison appears in the hospital and says to
Hanna, “telling the truth to the wrong person at the wrong time is how I ended
up here.” WHO DID SHE TELL? ARIA? Cece? Something to look out for in January,
when the show comes back.
Anyways, the Liars
turn around and cue EZRA. Unfortunately, he has Aria’s phone for her in his
left hand and his right remains in his pocket. Keep a look out for a gash that
should appear since my main bitch Spence got him with the hedge clippers on the
right hand, arm.
In the genius words of +Blake Cavender Blake Cavender, “OH Aria forgetting your cell
phone. Really. NOBODY DOES THAT WITHOUT BEING EXTREMELY WASTED.” We all know
the liars don’t drink unless it is straight roofies from a flask when someone’s
REALLY upset.
So what have we learned? Alison is indeed alive. Ezra is A.
Someone is a rat. Ali confided in someone about whatever Ezra did to her, whom
told Ezra and started this whole chain of events. Is it you Aria, conveniently
leaving your phone? Is it you Paige, MISSING? Is it you Cece who now works for
Ezra? All things to think about.
Two SPOILERS for the upcoming season: someone gets married,
my guess is Ella Montgomery and coffee haussssss boy AND with Caleb being out
of the picture Hanna throws herself into mystery novels, and solving things,
she suspects Ezra this season!!! Woohoo I’m totally down for some SPANNA crime
solving action.
Until January
xoxo,
B
I HATE Miranda.
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