FINALLY FINALLY FINALLY FINALLY …. THAT SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE
SEASON 4B PREMIERE….4 MORE EPISODES TILL ARIA FINDS OUT EZRA IS A. Okay, now
that I’ve calmed down just a bit, let’s dissect the ep. I’m always only and
forever team SPOBY. SORRY Ezria and
Haleb. Hanna is going to go to Ravenswood this season to get Caleb back. I
don’t know which ep but all you Caleb fans still have hope. I also don’t know
if it will be another crossover episode or we will actually have to watch
Ravensdick. Are any of y’all actually watching that?! From what I can see all
the kids are dead but alive. So um like is Caleb Patrick Swayze and Hanna Demi
Moore #ghost The new kid is HOT. I want Hanna with new kid now. Okay, I just
figured out his name, TRAVIS. I’m team TRANNA (shit that name won’t work). I
was thinking Ashley Marin was taking her daughter to a shooting range to get
her anger out, but no, not only is the town rampant with lesbians, it has some
Greek plate throwing ranges. Yeah, cool, makes sense.
Okay, this
is hard for me to admit but I do believe that Spencer fucked up. And us
Hastings’ girls don’t do that often. If she’s not in control she can’t handle
it. I don’t think she was completely in the wrong though. Who were we to know
that Shauna actually has been Alison’s closest friend since age 3? Spence was
protecting Emily, because yes Emily is the fragile lesbian after all the
attacks on her life and Spencer wanted to make sure she was okay and ended up
scaring Ali. Obviously, Ali will contact Emily again, or the show would end,
but it never will. I don’t know how anyone will get anymore Ali info via Shauna since
Ezra looks like he will be killing or critically injuring her in a fire (last
scene ripping the pic of Ali and Shauna and lighting it on fire, he also would
be the only one with access to the closed school). Back to Spence, I do
understand Toby wanting to lay the mom saga to rest, so painful and wanted it
to end BUT Spencer is completely right. There is a complete cover up. My
theory: Mr. Hastings went to Radley in order to let them know he was going to
close the place down, digging deeper into the death of Toby’s mother. I’m
pretty sure Mrs. Dilaurentis knows the patient or was the patient that threw
Toby’s mother to her death and has some dirt so deep on Mr. Hastings that her
threats made him back down like a baby bitch. WHAT IS SHE HIDING? IS SHE REALLY
TOBY’S MOM’S SISTER? IS SHE A MURDERER? WAS IT JASON WHO PUSHED HER AND HAS
NEVER BEEN TO REHAB JUST KILLING PEOPLE AT RADLEY INSTEAD? Another thought…IS
JASON IN RADLEY HIDING NOW AND BY CLOSING IT DOWN IT WILL EXPOSE NOT ONLY
JESSICA BUT JASON AND THE FACT THEIR WHOLE FAMILY IS CLINICALLY (literally)
INSANE. Spencer needs to keep investigating on both fronts but behind the scenes
or else she’s going to lose not only her friends but her boyfriend. Last season
was enough for SPOBY, let someone else take the reigns (Hanna) or at least
think they are taking the reigns while you put all the pieces together quietly
girl.
Em clearly
still loves Alison and Alison is right she can’t trust anyone but Emily. BRUCE
WILLIS IS BAD. HE/SHE HAS BEEN FOR A WHILE, but if Emily now knows she can’t
even trust Spencer I think her suspicions will be on high alert against
everyone. Brings me to my next question: is anyone really a lesbian? Because we
all know those ratios are outta whack. I think everyone’s box bouncing for
information and Emily is the only true blue homosexual in the game. YOU GO EM.
BE TRUE TO YOU GIRLFRIEND!
Finally,
Aria. I still think she is part of the A team. Just not knowing Ezra is A. But
she is one DUMB team member. Every excuse Ezra has from the $50,000 pay off in
season 2 for information (that Ezra claimed was money he sold for his old car)
to thinking Jake would ever mislead her. He got her a freaking BROACH for
heaven’s sake. Cause every 17 year old loves to sport broaches, CLASSIC ARIA. I
don’t know why they zoomed in on the box (actual box) that the jewelry from
Jake came in, but you bet your ass I took a picture of it to figure it out.
Thank you for further proving Jake was right about you Ezra because that was
smart and not obvious, right after you gave Aria the warning about Ezra and his
flip out, you hide Edward Scissorhands in his boxing bag that he’s had since he
was 15. UNLESS, it was Aria telling him to STFU and throw him off, but no I’m
pretty sure Ezra the lunatic did that little scissorhands move on his whip
cream break. Watch it Aria that mongo brownie is gonna go straight to your ass.
I’m not sure who Ezra was talking to in the car, at first I thought it was Cece
but I got a closer look and it didn’t look like her and I’m pretty sure Ezra
hates everyone including Malcom. We shall see. Maybe another friend from that
summer on the coast. WHAT A MONUMENTAL SUMMER. COAST 2K10!?!?!
Can’t wait
for next week to see if Shauna lives. If Mona is blowing Ezra to be part of the
A team, praying that Mrs. Hastings gets home (from probably seeing Melissa and
her illegitimate child) and starts kicking ass again, DOWN WITH MR. HASTINGS
AND MRS. D. OH, AND how there are no nurses or dentists around while a hooded
man dressed in all black walks casually into their offices and gives Hanna a
lethal dose of laughing gas in order to implant a tracking device in her tooth.
I mean did the dentists think she just passed out? Did they not look into her
mouth for whatever procedure they were doing? Did Hanna think a piece of corn
was stuck in her mouth from her TEETH CLEANING?!
SO MANY
QUESTIONS AND I CAN’T WAIT TO FINALLY GET THIS SHOW ON THE ROAD. LET’S DO THIS.
xoxo,
b
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