“Who’s in the Box” … your sensitivity to Ali’s grave at the Mausoleum
is overwhelming. Really? Calling it a box? Who’s in the box? Jack. Jack’s in the Box. That is an appropriate
title for a fast food restaurant commercial. I’ll get over it but I mean
seriously, person in charge of the 4 words to summarize the episode into a
title, you should be fired.
Hellllo Hellllo Hellllo! Per usual, we were given NO answer
and really NO new material. The sick sadistic way I. Marlene King keeps us
coming back for more, by giving us NOTHING. I can’t not watch. It is like a
beautiful train wreck and that is a horrific statement because train wrecks are
tragic NOT BEAUTIFUL.
SPOILER ALERT:
For everyone, who was hoping next season (season 5) would be the last, King
said in an interview that the season 4 spring finale basically opens up a whole
new world for the liars. Your questions will be answered but there will of course
be more new unanswered. She sees the show now going on to surpass the original
planned 5 seasons. I DON’T want it to end but I DO. DOES THAT MAKE SENSE? I
NEED ANSWERS and I needed them yesterday. I don’t know how much more of this I
can take, but if it does ever end I will spiral into a deep depression only
curable by having Spencer Hastings herself come over and trick me out of my
already pre planned depression.
Having said that onto the episode, they gave us 12094182049
clues the yes your beloved Ezra is in fact A. His reading assignment to the
class, “Jekyll and Hyde”, is a direct reference to his bipolar character. When
Mona approaches Ezra he is reading a book of 3 books in one, the 3 books are
“Rear Window”, “I Married a Dead Man”, and “Waltz into Darkness”. The
background book in this scene is “Evil Under the Sun”. Like okay, we GET
IT. Thanks so much for the subtle hints…
During Ezra and Mona’s conversation they discuss fear. I
think Mona is especially hurt by Hanna and has nothing else to lose. She has no
other way to get friends other than to get back in the A game. So, she goes
directly to the HBIC, Ezra. Yes, Ezra is a bitch. Cool threat at the end of the
scene Ezra. Your metaphors are so hurtful. We learn about Ezra and Mona’s past
relationship this season…
Now, in regards to this whole Radley situation Mr. Hastings
sure pounced on the chance to take down Radley as fast as he could. Why? I
don’t know. My theory is he has secrets there and he wants the secrets
demolished with the building. He’s already fathered Jason Delaurintis so who
knows what else he’s done. One theory that Mrs. Cavanaugh and Mrs. Delaurintis
are related, comes to me when I think of Radley. Does Spencer’s dad know about
this and want the secret to die before his daughter finds out or is he really
just protecting himself and his own indiscretions? Spencer seemed like she’d be
happier to see Ian back from the dead than to destroy Radley. Why? I think
Alison has been living in Radley and she wants to protect her friend. Now that
they know all the “dreams” they saw her in were actually her, Alison was really
walking around in her nightgown in the abandoned part of Radley that night
Spencer was snooping around. She even showed spencer where the nametag of “Cece
Drake” was, and it looked like it was a collection of Alison’s things. Ezra
would not have access to Radley and no one goes to the abandoned wing anyways.
Spencer is either protecting Alison or has her own secrets there as well, maybe
more answers to solve this really realistic show, with no lights, no
protection, and no real parents or policemen.
I 100% think Aria is a part of the A team but has no idea
that Ezra is A. SPOILER ALERT: Ezra
tells Aria he is A or whatever he is, in episode 20 of this season on a ferris
wheel. She is apparently very upset, which she should be but I don’t buy
that she is genuine. In past episodes the books by her bed, like Ezra, were all
about death and mental disorder. There are so many signs Aria is apart of the A
team I’m too tired to name them. One being several things in A’s lair are
Aria’s from her magazines to pictures. Secondly, the night Ali goes missing Aria
is the last one we see drinking out of a red solo cup with her stuffed animal
“Pigtunia”, which she apparently takes everywhere. Never.noticed.the.pig. Pigs
are a big clue throughout the show… who knew? NOT ME. OINK. In the following
scene Jason finds a red cup in his backyard, so one of the girls left the sleep
over and was in the Delaurintis backyard at some point. When the girls wake up,
Aria’s cup and pig are gone. I’ve
thought Aria and Ezra were bad from day one, but not necessarily together.
Finally in the last scene, A aka Ezra aka bitch, comes into
his house in the cabin, which he clearly states to Aria that there is no cell
service, television, and complete silence (great for doing A things or holding
hostages), opens up his hidden basement into the black abyss. What is down
there? My guess is either Cece Drake hiding out or Jason Delaurintis being held
hostage.
One final SPOILER
ALERT: as we saw in this episode Hanna was on her A game. No double
entendre intended. Since her and Caleb are on the outs, she will thrust herself
into finding out who A is, and she is going to be the one that figures out Ezra
is A, FIRST. You go Hefty Hanna! I’m so glad you and Mona dressed like you were
extras in Zenon the Zequeal tonight. It looks like Stevie Wonder chooses your
wardrobe. Never change girl. I have read one conflicting report that says
Spencer will of course be leading the pack, but I’m gonna go with the Hanna
Banana Marin theory.
It has only just begun…
Until next week.
xoxo,
B
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